You don't have to act your age sweetie.

Over the hill does not have to mean buried in the sand.  Get with it darlings, make sure you are up-to-date and knowledgeable on what the cool kiddies are doing. We all know experience speaks volumes, just ask Ole Roxie she can share plenty of stories of back in the day, but to stay afloat in the job market these days  you gotta think young, show some energy and keep up with the whiz-bang whipper snappers of today! Your 20 year old 3 piece suit, flip phone, and wing tip shoes may not cut it anymore Grandpa.

Roxie Tip:
In addition to professional skills, make sure you are up-to-date and knowledgeable about your industry, local companies, current styles,  trends and communication methods.  Not on LinkedIn, twitter or facebook? Now is the time to log on, blog on, get connected and join the NOW generation!

Roxie can't be distracted darling

Twiddlers, fidgeters, pickers and squirmers…let me tell ya, Roxie has seen it all. People do weird things in interviews, or anytime they’re nervous. How do you know if you habitually do something weird? Hon, you probably won’t even notice because it’s second nature to you. And the problem is, that’s all people remember; they won’t ever see how smart and talented you are. So do a mock interview with someone who will tell you the truth—that painfully honest friend, or maybe their dad. He’ll be a straight shooter, you know! And really, really pay attention to what you’re doing in that real interview when a job is on the line.

Roxie’s tip #:  No picking or wiggling. Nose, butt, ear or bra, it’s just not pretty and will severely distract your interviewer.

Dress Code for Girls:

Nobody wants to see that cleavage honey, us older gals may be jealous and well those boys don't need any more distractions!

Tip: Dress appropriate for your interviews, leave the low cut blouses for the clubs. (and order me a dirty martini, I going to change my top and meet you there)

Looking at your smart phone during an interview is not so SMART my dear!

I was meeting with this sweet young lady, good book, sharp as a tack. But she kept glancing down at her mobile telephone, you know, the kind kids call a smartyphone? Finally I had to tell her "honey, if you got something better to do let me know, but I'm tryin' to help you get a job."

Roxie's Tip: For an interview, always turn off your phone and keep it in your pocketbook. Or just leave it in the car.

Don't bring your parent to an interview!

This kid comes in to interview with me today, real smart, talented, cute too (old Roxie can do a little window shopping, as long as she doesn't touch the merchandise). Problem is, he brings his mom. I sez to him, "young man, you gotta do this on your own, next time leave momma at the mall." 

Roxie Tip: Whether you're going to work or going on an interview, leave mom and dad at home. Friends, family or your favorite pet will not get you a job.  If someone needs to drive you have them drop you off and you can call when you need a ride home.

Tired Old Resumes

Darling, if I need an iron to smooth out the wrinkles in your resume it may be time for a updated one.

TIP: Keep your resume updated in look and current in information.

PR Copwriters are my favorites

PR copywriters are some of my favorite candidates....Roxie loves a good spin now and again!

Going to the Grammys

I'd like to attend the Grammys with Justin Beiber, he won't be able to see he's with an older lady through all that hair in his eyes and forget the after parties it will be way past both our bedtimes.

Some call me a Cougar, not sure what that means but I do sometimes bite.

Bribing the Recruiter

Honey we don't take bribes here! However dear one, if you are coming to my office with a fancy coffee drink and not bringing Roxie (your new best friend) one too, well then you are just being rude.

Honey you have to stop applying here

You: dear boy are an actor, Donald Draper is a fictional character,  do I need to mention that it's 2011?

Welcome to my blog!

Welcome to my Blog!  I will share my unusual observations of the world of Recruiting with a comic flair and a twist of lime.  This is my outlet to release my alter-ego Roxie who is bold enough to tell it like it is and have no mercy!  All characters used in this blog are for the most part fictional and I promise there will be no animals harmed in the creation of these ramblings. (Leopard print leotards and rum runners are great accessories to have on hand) Enjoy!