Unicorns will cost you, Darling

Client: I need a copywriter who can do some graphic design, who can also code, knows excel, works well with CMS database programs, can help with styling at photo shoots, has an MBA and is not allergic to cats. Oh and by the way we can pay $15 an hour. Roxie: Include driving your aunt to her weekly doctor's appointment and you have Roxie as a candidate....The only issue is my martini breaks with cost you $120 per hour.